that's the sound of the door opening... then 3 silent, daunting footsteps... then a liberation of gas from any part of the human body of your choosing (or imagination) to mark the arrival of a being so sexy and powerful, like a hairy latin man with gazillions molecules of mojo aura surrounding him...

His name is Peter.

And he wants to say: Hi Amanda, Hazel, Jon, Nick, Sean, Swi!!!! (<---It's in alphabetical order, to show diplomacy. Dang, i should be president someday.) And yeah, great site. Who did it? Nick right? Wow, i din know you know how to use the internet. Ahem.

Well anyways, good to be back. Sorry for the absence. And sorry to jon for last week's bible study... well uhh... you can do it to me too next time im leading. If im leading. Well the reason for my MIA was because i had to go to Zimbabwe to thwart a master plan cooked up by some reggae witch doctor dude. He planned to infect the world with an infectious fashion deseisea.. (damn, how do you spell that?)... well this... Dee-Zees (i really forgot my spelling)... will induce people to dress up in bright colours and speak broken african accented english. Kevin was amongst the first victims YA, MANN?

Well enough crapping. I'm back and that's good....eh? Come on, its good. And i won't go no more cuz in my absence i learnt one thing... Fellowship is important! It's really essential to have friends to be accountable to and stuff. And yeah, they kinda keep your behaviour in check ya know? Cuz i've been a bad, bad, boy... Yeah spank me... please. hee.

This is my first blog! Although i dunno what the big cheese is with hanging dirty laundry and stuff on the net, but hey its created by dear old nick and maybe someone else i fail to mention. But like i said its by you guys, so yeah thats all the reason i need to do this shit... so rock on.

Hey looking forward to the sentosa trip. We should try to make Amanda laugh again... cuz if she turns red when she laugh AND THEN gets exposed to the sun, who knows what other colours she'll turn to?

Out.